The catalog
Eight studio albums. Three live records. One lawsuit.
What follows is the complete LitBlimp studio discography, presented without context, apology, or accurate liner notes. The band considers every album to be a comeback record.
The songbook
Notable tracks, catalogued against their will.
The band does not release singles. It releases evidence. What follows is a partial index of the tracks people bring up unprompted — the sneeze, the breathing, the kazoo, the forty minutes of feedback — collected here so they can be argued about in one place instead of six. Track lengths are approximate. The disputes are exact.
Downbeat
Inflated · 1971
The first sound on the first record. The opening drum fill is, on close listening, a sneeze — Nigel St. Bernard's, caught on an open mic he was standing too near. The band counted it in and kept it. It has never been re-recorded, because you cannot re-record a sneeze, and because the band maintains there was nothing to fix.
Side B
Heavier Than Air · 1973
Forty minutes of the band breathing, in time, as a meditation on aerodynamics. There are no instruments on the second side because, the liner notes explain, air is the instrument. Critics called it self-indulgent. The band called it Side B and pressed it anyway.
Kazoo Solo
DisputedHelium Dreams · 1981
Stillborn Kowalski's kazoo solo, and his alone — a point on which the band has never wavered, even after Kowalski was moved to emeritus. What remains disputed is where the solo ends. It is credited at four minutes. It has been timed at eleven. The band declines to specify, on the grounds that a kazoo solo is over when it decides it is over.
Unplugged
DeniedLit (Acoustic) · 2003
A quiet, tuneful, entirely acoustic track from an album the band denies recording, releasing, or hearing. It is on the streaming services regardless, at a healthy playcount the band attributes to bots. The bots have good taste. The album still does not exist.
Bigger Amps Than Faith
Re-Inflated · 2024
Track four of the reunion record. The title is not aimed at anyone. It is not a response to a certain wholesome parking-lot outfit, whom we do not know, and whose amplifiers — if they own any — are, as a matter of physics, smaller. We never respond to other bands. We simply named a song and moved on.
The Room Agreeing With Us
Live at the Memorial (Again) · 2025
Track seven: forty minutes of feedback recorded over the memorial field at Lakehurst, without permission, which the band describes as the room agreeing with it. Counsel describes it differently. Counsel has been notified. The recording stands.
Track Nine
Live from the Stratosphere Tour · 2026
Recorded from inside the gondola, so the wind is loud and the crowd is faint. Nine minutes in, a competing performance drifts up from an adjacent lot — folding chairs, soft harmonies, a gentle key. Others insist it was Water2Fine. We do not know whose it was. We never respond to other bands. We simply opened the throttle, and the throttle won.